Ich bin ein Frankfurter

P: I've just returned from ten days in Frankfurt, Germany, where I was exhibiting at a trade fair. I'm always so busy at the fair that I don't have time to eat well. That's my excuse anyway. This year I survived on: 2 kebabs, 8 frankfurters with bread, and 12 salami and camembert sandwiches.

A typical dinner/lunch/breakfast of beer, bread, frankfurters and a sparrow: